"Hey!! We're new to these parts! Whatcha y'all doin'?"
"Is that a fire pit?"
"No. Spork pit. For sacrifice to gods."
"Oooook... Welp, I think it's time we start heading back now. Thanks for your time boys!"
"You don't go anywhere. Stay for ceremony."
"This is so bad... Tell my mom I love her!"
*chant* *chant* *chant*
Holy-moly! I didn't know there were still sporcannibals in Afrika! The horror, the horror!
ReplyDeleteThey're way deep in some forest or jungle or something.
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