AAARRRGGG MATEYS!!! ~submitted by Nonny

Clay Kelsey and Peggy Hankins~ Runners Up With Bishoponia!!

GREAT JOB GUYS!!!

Megan LeBlanc~ 1st Place Spork Pic Contest Winner!!!

ON THE PROWL- submitted by Bean

Safari: Early End

Traveling with White Spork into the wilds of Africa, we happened upon a tribe. I was lucky enough to be able to capture these amazing photos from the shrubery near by. White Spork did not fare as well...

"Hey!! We're new to these parts! Whatcha y'all doin'?"

"Is that a fire pit?"

"No. Spork pit. For sacrifice to gods."

"Oooook... Welp, I think it's time we start heading back now. Thanks for your time boys!"

"You don't go anywhere. Stay for ceremony."

"This is so bad... Tell my mom I love her!"

*chant* *chant* *chant*

Arachnophobia- submitted by the unluckiest White Spork... EVA.

SPADDONNA-submitted by Bean

SPORK ON!!! -submitted by Nonny

A Light In The Sky- submitted by White Spork

"Who are you? Your light is right in my face buddy!"

"Where the HELL are you takin' me??"

"So...bright..."

"I'm not going into your death chamber!!!"

"NNNOOOOO!!!!"

"OH GOD!! WHAT IS THIS??"

SPEEP!!! by Bean

MerSpork by Bean

An Idea Was Born...

As I sat enjoying my Cobb (not sure if I should capitalize that, but spell check goes away when I do) salad that I risked life and limb crossing grocery store picket lines for, I marveled at the handy spork that was so neatly folded into a small plastic package alongside a cheap, thin napkin. I also recalled my sister saying she was very anti-spork because her preferred utensil is a grapefruit spoon. Not only are grapefruit spoons scoopy, but stabby. And, they have the stamina to stab someone and not snap in half once hitting flesh.
This got me to thinking... "Hey!," I thought, "Sporks can be EQUALLY scoopy and stabby. Well, now that they have TITANIUM sporks..." So, just in spite of my sister, and for no good reason at all, Sporky was born. Sporky and his new found spork friends will happen upon many adventures in this blog (thanks to the very talented Bean and myself), and one day even their own website, for your viewing pleasure and to contribute to the early-age heart attack my anger prone sister will surely have in the very near future defending her stance on grapefruit spoons, proving their strength and durability and trying in vain to disprove the strength and durability of sporks everywhere. Enjoy.